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wiremxther:

wiremxther:

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what is going on with taylor swift lyrics for real this is cooked

i’m not joking i actually hate taylor swift fans its a delusion that borders on deliberate conspiracy. i feel like calling her a good lyricist is tantamount to gaslighting

maplebongwater:
“johnnypenis:
“ specialmouse:
“ chadzia:
“ portentsofwoe:
“i dont care
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me when i get a notification:
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what am I even supposed to do
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Finish the job
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my phone after I blast through a police checkpoint going no slower than 140:
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maplebongwater:

johnnypenis:

specialmouse:

chadzia:

portentsofwoe:

i dont care

me when i get a notification:


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what am I even supposed to do

Finish the job

my phone after I blast through a police checkpoint going no slower than 140:

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libraryogre:

soberscientistlife:

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That is exactly how my ancestors came to America.

They might not even have bought a ticket; entry forms had “stowaway” as a valid transportation choice.

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

i dont care how much y’all add other names and contexts in your posts whenever y’all talk about ‘lazlo’ i will ALWAYS imagine THIS fucker

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banditherobot:

Anyone who watches Barbie and comes out of it thinking that it portrayed all men as stupid completely missed the fact that Ken read 3 books and then overthrew his local government in a matter of hours.

fiovske:

ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow:

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

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hellowyn-llewellyn:

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This was THE scene!! The way Barbie was afraid of being perceived as “ugly” and trying to avoid aging just for her to see people in the real world and understand what it really means. The way she softly says “you’re beautiful” and the woman plays along with her by saying “I know”. The way it was her first good experience with someone in the real world. Everything about it was just perfect

aeonthedimensionalgirl:

my absolutely favorite thing about the barbie movie is that at no point whatsoever it explains how the mattel employes know about barbieland like imagine starting your new job on mattel and the first thing they tell you on orientation is

“yeah barbieland is real and we’ve had incidents in the past with a doll coming into the real world please see page 7 of your employee handbook for reference also if you wander into a random room on the 17th floor and meet a nice old lady don’t mind her it is just the ghost of our founder”

teathattast:

teathattast:

teathattast:

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I’ve only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn’t who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

agentromanoffsir:

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barbie movie felt a little familiar to me

fly-wea-art:

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Get this designs on my Redbubble https://www.redbubble.com/people/Fly-weeabooty/shop?asc=u&ref=account-nav-dropdown

caipiroskka:

caipiroskka:

my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

FOUND IT

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entereii:

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sweet childhood crush

fly-wea-art:

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Get this designs on my Redbubble https://www.redbubble.com/people/Fly-weeabooty/shop?asc=u&ref=account-nav-dropdown

taxi-boi:

piss-in-boots:

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The amount of experience as Spider-Man/Woman in order

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